Kabos and Koblus
DWARF NONSENSE and SNEAKY HOBBITSES
SNEAKY HOBBITSES Episode 1: The Pilot About Old Grippy
This is a tale about a hobbit bounder who decided to leave the bounds of the Shire like a certain hobbit he knew. Yet, he wasn't always a adventurer! Let us take a journey into his past as to how he became Koblus the Adventuring Burglar!
It was a quiet night in the Shire town of Micheal Delving and the assistant cook Koblus was eating the last of his scraps at his small job at the Bird and Baby. All was calm and the hobbit folk had decided to turn in for the night until suddenly....
WHAM!
...a young but naive hobbit burst through the door.
BILLY: It's terrible! The spiders from Bindbole Wood attacked again!
Everyone was frightened by the mere mention of the spiders Billy talked about. As they were the most ferocious things in the Shire itself! The young hobbit went up to Koblus and bent on his knees as if begging for help.
BILLY: Please Mr. Applegot you have to help her! I know that your the best bounder at the night shift here! None of the other bounders will do it! They're to scared! And for that matter I'm scared too! If I don't get her back Sandson will have my head and fire me!
Koblus got up from his chair and patted the young hobbit on his head.
KB: Calm down Billy.... More
by Kabos and Koblus on 2013-06-18 10:41:16
DWARF NONSENSE EPISODE 2: Elrond Schmelrond!
When we last saw our heroes, they were getting ready for their trip to Moria but as always a dwarf should never grow hungry on a journey such as this, so they decided to have lunch before heading out. As fate would have it they were invited by none other than Lord Elrond of the Last Homely House to have evening lunch at the Hall of Fire with none other than Bilbo Baggins.
EL: Welcome, Kabos, Son of Davos, I hope your stay here has been a good one on your account? I have heard from your Dwarven brothers that you wished to travel here to be aquainted with our hospitality. Please, come, sit down.
KAB: Why thank you Lord Elrond. I am in need of a warm meal and some good grog!
EL: And allow me to accomodate to your horse's needs as well....however, this would be the first time I've had a animal of its stature in the Hall of Fire. May I introduce Master Baggins as well, he too is being accomodated here.
KAB: Good to meet the hobbit who helped the son of Thrain. And might I say you don't look so old at all!
BIL: Why thank you! Might I ask if you've been to the Misty Mountains?
KAB: I'm afraid not. I have not seen the majesty of those mountains. I am but a first time adventurer who has... More
by Kabos and Koblus on 2013-06-13 09:32:27
DWARF NONSENSE EPISODE 1: Ze Pilote
These are the chronicles of another pair of heroes of Middle Earth...Kabos and Lepus...
In the calm and peaceful last homely houses of Rivendell lies a dwarf named Kabos in his guest bedroom sleeping soundly and dreaming about gleaming mithril.
WHEN SUDDENLY....
NEIIGH!
A pony appears to have entered into his room! But due to his deep sleep, Kabos is unfazed. The horse having his own goals decides to wake him by bumping his foot with his nose.
KAB: Hmbrububr...BY DURIN'S BEARD!...Can't you see....Hmbrburb...I'm mining mithril!...zzzzzzz
Apparently that did not work and worse still: he farted in the horse's face accidently. Trying to ignore the stench of dwarf, the pony decides to nibble at his beard with a set of teeth that eminated a strange gleam. As his teeth shined, the glow got to his eyes and the pulling from his beard started to irritate him. He opened his eyes and said....
KAB: What in the name of Thror are you doing you blasted beast! I swear if I weren't on vacation i'd.....
He stopped midway to examine the horses teeth...either he had major dental work or his teeth were made of....
KAB: MITHRIL! BY THE GHOSTS OF MY FOREFATHERS! How could you afford such implants? What am I saying?... More
by Kabos and Koblus on 2013-06-12 09:32:25